The Sleight Before Christmas by Kate Stewart Purchase on: Amazon
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Synopsis:
My kids are a**holes.
Yeah, I said it. I said the thing no father is supposed to say about their children, and I’ll say it again because I miss my wife.
Serena’s checked out and now resides in ‘yes dear’ robot mode, complete with a new eye twitch. Reason being, the impish elves we spawned are currently sucking the life out of her—daily. Thanks to Gracie and Peyton, my patience is hanging by the last orange bulb on a very thin green wire. Thank God we’re headed to Triple Falls. A week of Ruby’s eggnog and a little change of scenery could be just what the woman I love needs to find her way back to herself—and to me. But the closer we get to packing up, the shorter my fuse becomes . . . and the more I’m starting to get ideas of taking drastic measures.
And by drastic, I mean our little goblins won’t be the only ones making Rudolph’s naughty list. I’ve had enough. I’m not giving in this time. No amount of alligator tears or fake apologies are going to cut it.
Ironically, the more I man up and take charge, the more Serena and I are starting to reminisce about the good old days, which is quickly adding up to some heated nights.
Come hell or high water, this Christmas, our kids are going to learn to appreciate the parents they’ve got because I’m getting my girl back . . . even if the two little hellions we created have to pay to bring her back to me—little f*ckers.
The Sleight Before Christmas is book #2 in The Holiday Hijinx series. While it can be read as a stand-alone, it is highly recommended that you read The Plight Before Christmas first.
Review:
The Plight Before Christmas is one of my top favorite holiday romances. So when I saw that Serena and Thatch were getting their own story, I was beyond intrigued. What unfolded was the most entertaining mess ever. Serena was losing it, their kids were a shit show, and Thatch was at his wits end taking away Christmas presents from kids that they spoiled and never disciplined. My only bit of advice is take this book with a grain of salt, because yes it’s fiction but oh wow, I never could have guessed what was going to happen!
“We’ve failed, haven’t we? We’re failing,” she sighs, a thin tear trailing down her cheek.
One of my favorite things about this book was how much Thatch loved his wife! Watching how determined he was to rekindle their romance was sigh worthy. And as we got to see moments from their past, it showed how their whole story was messy and emotional. His dirty mouth and steamy moments made it impossible not to love him!
“We’ve changed probably half a dozen times in our marriage, and I’ve fallen in love with every single version of you, Serena . . .
With unforgettable family members in the mix, I loved having them all back together under one roof. Because this story was laugh out loud hilarious time and again! Girls night was probably one of my top favorite moments, I was laughing so hard I was wheezing and crying at the same time! But there were also deeper, emotional parts too. I definitely cried a few times, especially with the kids involved. And with Christmas sprinkled throughout this story, it made it so entertaining! The Sleight Before Christmas ended with a beautiful happily ever after, even though the road to get there was very rough. And I was left with only one question – what book were they referencing about the grapefruit juice?????? I am so curious, see the quote below lol!
“Hockey books,” I deliver point blank, palming his shoulder. “Look for hockey books on her Kindle. And whatever you do,” I look between them, “do not let them f*ck you with a grapefruit. No matter what they say.”
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